theDate= new Date();
var day = theDate.getDate();
var year = theDate.getYear();
year = (year < 2000) ? year + 1900 : year;
var textdate = (theDate.getMonth() + 1) + '/' + theDate.getDate() + '/' + year;
var numquotes = 31;
quotes = new Array(numquotes+1);
quotes[1] = "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
(Albert Einstein)";
quotes[2] = "Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
(H. G. Wells)";
quotes[3] = "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
(Tom Clancy)";
quotes[4] = "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
(Albert Einstein)";
quotes[5] = "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
(Sir Winston Churchill)";
quotes[6] = "Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
(Irving Kristol)";
quotes[7] = "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
(Samuel Johnson)";
quotes[8] = "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
(Thomas Jefferson)";
quotes[9] = "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
(Henry David Thoreau)";
quotes[10] = "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
It is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
(Mark Twain)";
quotes[11] = "The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
(George Bernard Shaw)";
quotes[12] = "The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of other; it is in yourself alone.
(Orison Swett Marden)";
quotes[13] = "I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance.
It overcomes almost everything, even nature.
(John D. Rockefeller)";
quotes[14] = "The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.
(George Will)";
quotes[15] = "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
(Jean-Paul Sartre)";
quotes[16] = "Half this game is ninety percent mental.
(Yogi Berra)";
quotes[17] = "You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
(Robert Louis Stevenson)";
quotes[18] = "Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
(Henry J. Kaiser)";
quotes[19] = "Opportunities? They are all around us...there is power lying latent everywhere waiting for the observant eye to discover it.
(Orison Swett Marden)";
quotes[20] = "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
(Winston Churchhill)";
quotes[21] = "In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
(Adlai Stevenson)";
quotes[22] = "Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice.
It is not something to be waited for; but, rather something to be achieved.
(William Jennings Bryan)";
quotes[23] = "Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly.
(Anonymous)";
quotes[24] = "Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
(Benjamin Franklin)";
quotes[25] = "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
(Albert Einstein)";
quotes[26] = "Things should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
(Albert Einstein)";
quotes[27] = "A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive.
A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.
(Albert Einstein)";
quotes[28] = "There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
(Mahatma Gandhi)";
quotes[29] = "If a man does his best, what else is there?
(General George S. Patton)";
quotes[30] = "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
(Socrates)";
quotes[31] = "I contend that dishonesty will create a failure force that often manifests itself in other ways - ways not apparent to the outside observer.
(Joseph Sugarman)";
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